You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
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Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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