SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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