What did we do last night that was yellow?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
did i walk over a car last night?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
So squirting runs in the family.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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