high people should be assigned attendants
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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