if i can run in heels then i can drive
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
