If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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