The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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