then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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