we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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