He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I could fuck to npr.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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