I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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