I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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