Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
