i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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