i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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