I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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