she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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