I wanna bring you to show and tell
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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