i jhust puked up my retainher.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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