Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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