Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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