There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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