what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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