forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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