Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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