Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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