soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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