You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
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I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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