would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
