her vagine was all disorganized.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just threw up on my dentist
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You pole danced in your parka.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
