Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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