Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
