There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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