i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Barsexuality is the new black.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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