I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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