hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This gyro tastes like lonliness
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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