Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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