haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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