Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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