so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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