Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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