I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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