my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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