I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?