yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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