i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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