eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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