so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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