Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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