He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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