this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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