why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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