so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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