shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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