I feel like abortions should bother me more
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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