so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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