He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Someone shattered a urinal.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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